The Breathtaking Beauty Of Beer.
I have just finished J.R. Moehringer’s wonderful novel, ‘The Tender Bar’, a memoir almost entirely devoted to the art of drinking and bars, something rather close to my heart. In the book, I was struck by a piece of dialogue where Steve (the hero) asks of his mother when seeing a bunch of men heading towards The Tender Bar.
“ Why do those men act so silly?
“ They’re just - happy.”
“About what?”
She looked at the men thinking –
“ Beer sweetheart. They’re happy about beer.”
I too have fallen for this golden goddess, this nectar that beckons on hot days like a siren calling from the sea and indeed the amber fluid has enfolded me in its gentle clutches for as many years as I can remember. Drinking beer should, I feel be an almost religious experience or an Olympic sport.
Why?
Well, it was those clever monks back in the dark ages who applied their talents to the task of converting wheat and barley into a liquid so pure that converts to its merits have worshiped at the alter of beer ever since.
It was a splendid achievement and one no doubt inspired by escaping the rigors of copying the Bible by hand in elaborate copperplate.
In a way I have made it my quest to at least try and consume as many different varieties of beer as I can possibly manage in the few years that I have left on this planet.
Take the Belgians for instance. In my humble opinion they have done more for beer than any other nation on earth.
If you have wondered as to the portly frames of most Belgian men, then you only have to wander into one of their bars that, like London, occupy most corners of the streets of their cities. Gleaming taps, resplendent with brass plaques offering the name of each different brewer line the mahogany bar. They stand like proud sentinels simply waiting for an appreciative drinker.
Bars have always drawn me like a moth to a flame and, provided the selection of beers was up to my high standards, for a while I became a ‘regular’.
Since time immemorial taverns have been the most egalitarian of all gathering places and people turn to them for everything from glamour to succor and for some relief from that scourge of modern life – loneliness.
It is a little known fact that that the Puritans, after landing in America built a bar before they built a church! Beer has that unique quality in that it can act as the catalyst that bonds the most unlikely characters together while they imbibe the golden fluid.
I have sometimes overheard the poorest man in town pontificating on the volatility of the stock market with a senior broker from a major bank. Or perhaps when a feeble minded individual, who happened to be seated next to college professor said something so profound that the professor could be seen making a note of it on the back of a napkin.
Since the time of Chaucer alehouses, taverns and bars have provided shelter, food and more importantly beer for the thirsty, the tired and the disillusioned that gather for the camaraderie that is oiled by that one thing.
As I ease once again into my life on the island of Bali, bars and restaurants that sell one of Indonesia’s favorite brands, Bintang, surround me. This comes in two standard sizes, Large (basar) and small (kecil) and every outlet proudly displays the green bottles on their shelves.
Even my local tailor has a fridge at the back of his store and will happily sell you this most wonderful of beers while he does your mending. The temperature in the dry season often reaches thirty degrees by eight o’ clock in the morning and apparently the only way to ‘beat the heat’ is a to partake of a large Bintang. No one will look askance at you or frown, for this is nectar that quenches the thirst and calms the spirit. The breakfast of champions!
And so I will continue my never ending quest to find the best of the best when it comes to beer.
Trouble is, I am beginning to look a bit like a portly Belgian !
First published in British Literary Journal 2015
Paul v Walters is a best selling novelist and when not cocooned in sloth and procrastination in his house in Bali scribbles for several international travel and vox pop journals. His latest novel “ Scimitar” will be released in August 2016
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Harvey Lloyd
6 tahun yang lalu #21
Harvey Lloyd
6 tahun yang lalu #20
An here i was feeling sorry for you. I am afraid my tour of duty was more WWI style living. Sleep calories and work. I enjoyed every moment of it, wife thinks i’m Nuts. Bout as close to frontier living as i wanted to endure.
Randall Burns
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Harvey Lloyd
6 tahun yang lalu #18
I have worked in some remote sites pumped water and nuclear power and they all had similar rules. Unfortunately i was usually the Superintendant so drinking was always out for me. I had to be civilized, while my team enjoyed the local fair. But when the supers got together, friends of yesteryear it was a different story. We enjoyed the local fair, sometimes to much. Man remote site camp living is tough. Did a few tours on that kind of site and it was challenging. Hope your week out is spent with good times Randall Burns.
Randall Burns
6 tahun yang lalu #17
Not a "Rez" Lisa \ud83d\udc1d Gallagher, (but there are quite a few around here). I work in the Oil Sands in northern Alberta at a 2,000 bed Lodge housing workers/contractors for the oil production companies, BIG business up here, the area produces 2.5 million barrels of crude, (50% is bitumen needing further refinement), a day from various sites. It is relatively isolated, 150 km from Fort McMurray and I live close to Edmonton which is 600 km away. I work a schedule of 2 weeks in and 1 week off, as do most of the contractors. We are just one of many lodges, there could be up to 50,000 workers/contractors in the area at any given time. There is a very strict "zero tolerance" policy for drugs/alcohol for safety reasons, some of the largest machines in the world are up here. This policy applies to all sites, mines, operations and housing, even when we're off shift. So I just have to dream, read, and write about beer until I get home. It's OK, my whole career has been an alternative lifestyle. I think Harvey Lloyd is probably familiar with the environment I'm talking about.
Lisa Gallagher
6 tahun yang lalu #16
A dry lodge? Are you staying on a reservation? When I was young my parents would take us up to Tamagmi Bay in Canada. It was owned and run by Indians ( I hope I'm stating that properly). Anyhow, one evening my dad told my mom it would be fun for her to get out on the boat and go fishing while someone she didn't know (one of the locals that ran the 'resort') babysat me. He reassured her that the guides would not be drinking because they weren't allowed to while on the boat. Well, they did and mom thought she wouldn't see me again haha. It must have been one hell of a night.
Randall Burns
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Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
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Praveen Raj Gullepalli Ah but when I am in India I always listen out for the call of a Kingfisher!!!
Paul Walters
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Paul \ heading for Europe, I'll raise a glass to you when I find my first pub. England and warm beer( and Bretix) could be interesting !
Gert Scholtz
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Hi James McElearney I shall be in Brighton in the next couple of weeks so Bison beer will now most definately be on the agenda. Now that Bali has captured my heart and I spend up to 10 months a year here I'm afraid that its Bintang and not much else! However my upcoming 'tour' will be taking me through Croatia, Austria and on to Canada I will keep a list...watch this space
Dean Owen
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Paul Walters
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Thank you Andrew Books much appreciated . Honey beer anyone?
Lisa Gallagher
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